sasquatch pussy

Think of the fattest, most hairy lady you know and bam her pussy is as hairy as Sasquatch's testicles.

Damn bruh she got a Sasquatch pussy

by Jeffy jeffy :) November 5, 2019

London Sasquatch

Having sex with a old british lady with a hairy vagina, preferably in her 90's and on her death bed

Hey bro sorry about your grandma

Don't worry she got her dying wish

Really? What was it

Doing the old London sasquatch on her

by Barkleyman05 March 31, 2016

Angry Sasquatch

The act of stomping on a womans foot so hard that it becomes extremely swollen, then having at least 5 guys give her an Abe Lincoln (jizz on her face, cut off their pubes and throw them in her face). She will look like a hairy big foot or sasquatch and chances are she will be quite angry.

That bitch wouldn't give me a blumpkin, so me and my pals gave her an angry sasquatch!

by Big Freak January 5, 2009

Sasquatch Weave

v.: The act of finding a hair in your food/drink

adj.: A method of describing the forest of a muff cabbage you just walked away from

aww dude sasquatch weave, fuck man im out

by SiXAXiSMoFo December 29, 2010

Tony the Sasquatch

A tall lanky male who likes bunghole. His dick was probably cut down to half the size at birth. Prefers black men. Attracts gay guys.

The person from out of the fire, into the crap ashes.

"That whore is like sucking your own dick, no normal person enjoys it and it probably hurts like Tony the Sasquatch."

by court the dort August 24, 2009

Sneaky Sasquatch

When one with a hairy butt hole has an unexpected dump sneak up on them and make them poop their pants

Tanner: Man Josh told me a joke that made me laugh so hard I found a sneaky sasquatch in my pants

by shatster5.0 October 22, 2010

Armless Sasquatch

Euphemism for a bowel movement.

Chris: "Yo Andrew, give me five... I've got to release an armless sasquatch."

Andrew: "Yeah man, no worries. You should have seen the armless sasquatch I left in the toilet last night."

by Scottsdale182 July 19, 2010