Jesus Sandals

XXXTentacion sandals:
Leather (Designer) Sandals with 3 straps and hook up to your ankle

Wow, XXXTentacion has the best Louis Vuitton Jesus sandals ON EARTH🌎

by liddlejadde December 16, 2018

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Gladiator sandals

Ugly looking shoes worn by girls named Jennifer

Please tell Jennifer not to wear those gladiator sandals anymore they are not attractive

by Lional ritchie June 15, 2018

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Jerry Sandal

A person who skirts the fine line between straight and homosexual, and knows it, but refuses to acknowledge it to any of his friends.

Dude, Benny is being such a fucking Jerry Sandal right now... When will he ever come out of the god damn closet?

by BigPenisDude69 November 20, 2019

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greek sandal

While wearing a leather sandal, you yell "THIS IS SPARTA" and push your foot into someone else's rectal cavity. Next, while pulling out, the sandal you are wearing gets left behind inside the victim.

Bob: Hey, why are you walking like that?
Nick: Adam gave me a greek sandal last night!

by locohombre September 8, 2016

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Sandals Off

Things are about to go down and you need to be ready.

We are going to miss the bus!
Sandals Off, we are running for it

I've got homework for tomorrow.

Sandals Off, going to be pulling an allnighter

by Beyond the Thunderdome! February 8, 2018

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A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.

Oh no, there's a coaster under my pitcher if beer, is captain sandals working?

by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017

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