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pickling the pine

Phrase conceived from a night of horrendous drinking, pill popping, and weed toking.

The act of falling asleep with one's penis still inside the host vagina. Especially and most notably if the host's vagina is characterized as foul smelling with hints of vinegar, and for some odd reason, pickles. Thus, the smell of the ninja boot is seeping in and "pickling" your unit into acquiring its smell. Pine is a slang term for a male's pork steeple.

also heard as: Pickled Pine, Pine Pickler, Kelly Pickler, etc.

Copyright and use belongs to members of GMFS and phrase creator Erok(broken promises)
Jon: So how did that shit go down with that cumdumpster last night?

Kyle: I don't wanna talk about it.. but if you must know we got wasted, fucked, and then I ended up pickling the pine..

Jon: Fail.

AKA:
I woke up with Pickled Pine this morning (insinuating subject's penis smells like rank cooter.)

or

I wouldn't touch that ass with a 10 foot pole. I heard you got a permanent pine pickler between them legs. (insinuating that not only does the female have a smelly ham wallet, but also that she has a venereal disease such as the herps or HIV.)

or

LOL, Kyle?! How did you and Kelly "PICKLER" get along last night?!?!?!11 OMyFuckingG Lolzzz!

or

Damn! She straight up Kelly Pickled your ass last night, dude!
by EROK (broken promises) April 23, 2008
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You picked the wrong house, Fool!

The thing you say when a burglar breaks inside your house
Burglar: Breaks in
You: You picked the wrong house, Fool!
by PetrosNoob101 December 12, 2019
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the dangerous pickleman

a manatee with legs that runs and flies above water with an arm thats a squirt gun shooting people
"dang the dangerous pickleman and raul jacked my car and hit me with it then shot me with the dangerous pickleman's squirt gun!"
by your mom FUCK YOOOOUU March 24, 2010
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The Human Pickled Egg

It is the name for a girl who is a wild character and loves to have a cainful evening on a friday night in the Gardinerz.
"The Human Pickled Egg", also, "The Picken", or "Jordan", loves to deck herself to Lady GaGa on a weekend after being severelly skullcapped for the smallest fee available!
by thehumanpickledegg February 15, 2009
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National Pickles The Dinosaur Day

December 17th.

On December 17th, 2019 at 13:03, a dinosaur was “born”. From then on, loads of people know it’s “National Pickles The dinosaur day!” Or “National Pickles The Pink Dinosaur Day!”
It’s custom to say happy birthday pickles! On something. (Paper, speech, a status, etc.)
Friend 1: “It’s National Pickles The Dinosaur Day!”
Friend 2: “C’mon! We have to wish him happy birthday!”
by Buzz Buzz Bee-tches November 9, 2020
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order the fried pickles

A code phrase used by the organization “Predator Poachers Southeast Texas”. It is said to signal to the crew that enough evidence has been gathered against the predator and the police should be called promptly.
Can you go to that Walmart across the street and order the fried pickles?
by thepiesapples January 4, 2024
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The channel picker

This is when 2 are having sex, doggystyle, and during that, one party shoves a tv remote remote up the other parties ass until it picks a channel.
“Yo, one time I was curious and didn’t wanna pick a channel, so I shoved my remote up my asscrack and it led me to the news! This is when I invited the channel picker!”
by CrispyButtttHair November 13, 2019
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