kids

The lazy way of saying 'just kidding'

Man, you look and smell like shit.
(Few seconds delay while the person looks at you with horror)
Kids. (Grin, and hope you get away with it)

by nuhuh11 April 9, 2009

kid

Someone around the age of 13-19 (Teenagers mainly)

Who's this kid? He looks like my friend.

by Lost_Sanity July 28, 2005

kid

Something I never want to have...

Wife: "Let's have a kid!"

Husband: "Hell no! Let's just have sex!"

by lalalala July 12, 2004

Kid

A word used by sailors that means a barrel. Can be quite funny in some situations.

Person 1: Hey man, can you throw me that kid over there?
Person 2: Sure. Oh No! I dropped the kid overboard!
Person 1: Oh well, we have plenty more kids to use.

by Shipwreck525 October 5, 2005

kid

A word used to describe someone who acts funny or is really stuck up

"Oh Man Liam is such a kid!"

by Lokey May 4, 2005

Kid

n. What a person calls someone of less importance than them or who they don't care about

"Was the person who threw up on you someone you knew?"

"Nah, it was some kid who crashed the party."

by Pacing_Jimmy December 21, 2015

kids

testes

Am I ever in misery! I just took a shot in the kids!

by oldgeezer October 28, 2009