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Jonas Brothers

Broadway child stars turned Disney pop band who produce the same formula crap you've been hearing for the last few years. They have their army of tweentard girl fans and have starred in a 'High School Musical' ripoff movie 'Camp Rock'. One of them "dated" Miley Cyrus (we all know what that means...)
Girl 1: "OMG I sew luv the Jonas Brothers!"

Girl 2: "Me too! I'm one of their zombiegroupiefans!"

Girl 1: "Sew cool!"
by dj mbm September 29, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

A band that consists of Joe, Nick, and Kevin Jonas loved by teenage girls and sexually confused boys. Often, they would lie on stage and on national television to obtain fan appreciation when really they themselves are sexually confused males who have yet to develop a sense of good music taste. Their hit song "Year 3000" proves that they are the pinnacle of what is wrong in today's growing society.
by SecretAZN April 9, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

The worst thing that ever happened to music.
Just a bunch of religious-wackjob pretty boys in vests and dress-shirts with too much eyeliner.
Someone: Oh my God, help, the Jonas Brothers are on the radio! 911!

Me: Here, this should help! *slides CD "Nevermind" by Nirvana into CD player*

Someone: Ah, thank you! So much better. *sighs and begins to play air guitar to "Smells Like Teen Spirit"*
by MrsRachelCobain June 30, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

When Timmy put his scrodom into another mans ass, John was like, "Dude that was so Jonas Brothers".
by Aron Lauenstein February 11, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

An incredibly shit band who try to fit in to the 'rock' genre, alas, to no success. They attract taste-deprived female teenagers who deserve to be shot. End of.
Taste-deprived female teenager: 'OnGG i LoVe ThE jOnAs bBrOtHeRS!!11!11111'

Me: Jonas Brothers suck hairy monkey balls. You can go hang yourself now.
by Slush Kamuri-Krip January 16, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

a bunch of curly haired fugly shits that tweens drool over.
Tween: OMG ITS THE JONAS BROTHERS! *Drool*
Me: Get a grip. They're just some girly looking fugly shitheads that are in need of some makeup remover and talent.
by imonaboat93 June 14, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

Some silly pop (NOT ROCK) band that mostly little girls listen to. Their songs are extremely generic and annoying. 95% percent of their fans talk like dumbasses. If you think they are the best band in the world, you are strongly misguided.

A lot of fans will say you're jealous if you make a negative comment about them. This happens frequently on Yahoo! Answers.
Once a "friend" of mine said The Jonas Brothers are better then Pink Floyd. Bitch.
by Run Rabbit Run! September 30, 2008
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