Gonzo mud mohawk

When a man takes a dump on a girls head in the shape of gonzo's nose.

Dude, i totally thaught that chick i hooked up with was ugly so i gonzo mud mohawked her then bolted out of there.

by GonzoMM August 12, 2006

Double Gonzo Vampiric Chokehold

When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.

Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold

by thehappytwo March 12, 2025

Gonzo

Referring to someone as “Gonzo” means they’re extremely popular, likable, are sexy/hella thicc and get lots of hot sweaty men flooding their dms with proclamations of love and envy (seeing as Gonzo also means peak alpha male). They may act tough on the outside, but in reality are sweeties to the bone and will hug you when you need it most.

Gee willikers, that Gonzo has gone and stole all my bitches again. Ahh, I can’t stay mad at him because his face is so pretty and his butt is so gorgeous.

by NotGonzo6969 August 7, 2022

Gonzo

A Stuntman that's some goofy-ass anteater-alien creature. He also has sex with a Chicken named Camila

Gonzo: And now, I'm gonna walk on hot coals while reciting Act 3 of Romeo and Juliet while explaining what the hell I am!

by MDawg1491 June 30, 2023

Blind Gonzo

When you are too drunk or whiskey dicked to do a blind unicorn.

I was so drunk i couldnt give her a blind unicorn, it looked like a blind gonzo.

by bigEVLwhtman August 20, 2018

Gonzo Brain

Gonzo brain is when a persons mind veers dangerously off track; like losing their train of thought, where the one subjected to gonzo brain cannot formulate any real tangible and communicable ideas, and sometimes is left with feelings of impending doom. An occurrence that is more prevalent when subjected to brain injury, mental illness, or the use of psychedelic drugs.

I remember babbling to Tyson about something last night, then right in the middle of talking I got gonzo brain and could barely speak the rest of the night; I was left with this eerie feeling of awkwardness and didn't know what to do with my self.

by Kaine Destrahl November 18, 2021

Gonzo

Where a person places their testicles over another’s eyes while sleeping or taking a nap, and rests their flacid penis on top of said person’s nose facing the mouth to resemble the Muppet character Gonzo; big eyes and long nose hooking towards the mouth region; similar to the “tea bagging” prank.

When John fell asleep, Richard pulled a Gonzo on him, and the photo he took of John was saved on his cell phone Lock Screen wallpaper as a practical joke.

by Ighitowman83 December 7, 2024