The Gambit

The gambit is a is such a high level sex move that it is a transcendant level. It involves you, a magician, and yo bitch. The magician will pull out a heat-seeking ball-gag, throw it in the air, and lock it in yo bitch mouf'. She will then be tied up by magic snakes and the magician will then pull out a deck of cards that automatically aimbot in to the girls asshole. You will then proceed to throw the magic cards into her anus, and after it has reached the gaping width, height, and circumference able to fit 2 fully grown adult racoons/ 8 baby racoons, and then proceed to drink the potion from the magician that makes your dick multiply by 9, you will then fuck the ever-living trump out of her until she builds a wall of shit and then the curtain unveils a crowd that has been watching the entire time.

Tyrone: I gave my little white ho, The Gambit last night. Her asshole had to get stitches.
Tyree: Damn nigga, you had that hydra dih.
Tyrone: Damn right Nigga, you know I stay Shwanging that thang.

by Stormomen7700 November 13, 2025

Walsh Gambit

A move in chess, where you hang a major piece and then come up with an excuse like having dinner or needing to take the dog out for a walk.

liam: he just hung his queen?
ben: no, i just played the infamous walsh gambit

by yunghannah March 10, 2021

Newsom's Gambit

A gambit used when democracy is about to fall to an encroaching dictatorship. Named after Gavin Newsom, who is using this gambit to push back Velveeta Voldemort's rigging of the 2026 midterms.

Did you hear about Newsom's Gambit? It saved America!

by LightRemembered August 23, 2025

Watermelon Gambit

This is when your in school and you draw a penis on the nearest persons paper.

I was pissed whenever Jeffrey hit me with the watermelon gambit in science class.

by Watermelondude69420 June 3, 2023

Gambit Sandomierski

best chess opening

created by grandmaster ojciec mateusz

person 1: what tf is this opening
person 2: its gambit sandomierski, my favourite

by liquid architecture March 25, 2024

Anthem Gambit

The act of your own videogame failing due to executive greed, sabotaging it further by removing content or patching bugs that actually improve the player experience until everyone stops playing and then blaming it on a lack of interest.

Person A: "Did you hear what happened to Battlefield 2042? It's an absolute mess."
Person B: "Just another case of the Anthem Gambit."

by Tevis January 11, 2022

Gay Gambit

Gambit is a guy cunt from sky-cheats that wont giveaway his login and pass.

GIMME GIMME THE LOGIN YOU Gay Gambit

by AnonNigmous February 23, 2019