An undesirable vagina. This is because it is mangled, tore up, and blew out from sitting on a bicycle seat and peddling too long and too often.
by Satisfier March 13, 2014
Get the bicycle pussymug. really drunk but still moving around... usually aimlessly. Just imagine riding a bike when you are really wasted not great fun. origins unclear but a rural expression
by Fona June 1, 2005
Get the drunk as a bicyclemug. Shorts that professional cyclists wear, usually made from spandex and/or lycra.
Also one of the reasons why I don't enter trialithons.
Also one of the reasons why I don't enter trialithons.
by Rhambi January 4, 2009
Get the bicycle shortsmug. When someone steals your bicycle seat so you eagerly pull out your quick release dildo and hope for a bumpy ride.
Person 1: "why are you in such a good mood?"
Person 2: "someone stole my saddle, so I got to use my dick bicycle!"
Person 2: "someone stole my saddle, so I got to use my dick bicycle!"
by Watermarlon September 2, 2016
Get the Dick bicyclemug. 1)Fake biker, a fraud...a biker wannabe
2)A person who owns a bike and visits a bunch of caffe's/clubs, with the purpose of being noticed...
3) Someone who owns several high end bikes and equipment but does nothing more than ride them around the block or in there basement no more than a handful of times a year.
2)A person who owns a bike and visits a bunch of caffe's/clubs, with the purpose of being noticed...
3) Someone who owns several high end bikes and equipment but does nothing more than ride them around the block or in there basement no more than a handful of times a year.
" that Teresa sure is a Bicycle poser, She only rides her bikes and puts on her bike gear to look pretty but she sure does suck! (in more ways than one).
by Richard elephant February 27, 2013
Get the Bicycle Posermug. More commonly known as the bicycle and an excercise where one lies on theirt back and moves their legs like they are riding a bicycle. But this one is doing that same excercise whilst some bitch is suckin yo thang you do the bicycle and it makes her head move up and down for her and you
Oh, Kumaal this bitch was suckin my thang last night and I gave her the kuraby bicycle.. she has so many bruises on her cheeks
by Izzy G Bro May 25, 2008
Get the Kuraby Bicyclemug. Some one who is extremely promiscuous and easily has sex with anyone. The word bicycle is used under the context of "everyone gets a ride"
by Jolly_Mangina September 6, 2020
Get the Town Bicyclemug.