up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020

Barbing out

When you don’t know when to stop talking and continue to make a situation more awkward/uncomfortable for yourself and all parties involved by rambling and having no filter

The guy was trying to ask her out on a date and she proceeded to “Barb out” until he walked away.

Someone go rescue her from that conversation. She’s “Barbing out” right now.

by Bglidden September 18, 2022

Barb hut

A building filled to the brim with copeus amounts of huge, barely clothed, oily men

Did you really think your hog could ressist the temptation of the barb hut?
It Wont!

by Bobby Mc Gee May 26, 2025

you barb

A way to ask someone, "Do you understand". Made in West Africa, Ghana.

Kofi- "How do you eat these noodles"
Nana- "You take the chopsticks and use, you barb"

by accramadenq™ May 2, 2024

BARB

BARB is a gender. BARB And BARB are pronouns.

BARB is so cool! / Look at BARB!

NOT

BARB is so cool! / Look at BARB!

by BARB1e August 3, 2021