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Personal Thanksgiving

Started in Philadelphia, PA in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular Thanksgiving. It takes place the Saturday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday. You buy a Turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. It is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. You can share, but only if the person lives in the place where you live.

You eat Turkey and stuffing, drink, play video games and just have a quiet peaceful day of normality with the people that are literally closest to you (in your place of residence) and reflect on what you are secretly and personally thankful for without the BS. The true meaning of Personal Thanksgiving is selfishness and all-around laziness.
I can't wait to not see any of these people at Personal Thanksgiving.
by Bread2287 November 26, 2016
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A Kirby Thanksgiving

When a family member purposefully makes the sweet baby Jesus cry by ruining the holiday with their lies...
What is this in the Mac-n-cheese CARROTS??? What is this a Kirby Thanksgiving....
by The Gypsy’s son November 28, 2019
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thanksgiving thot

When a person freeloads food and drinks EVERY Thanksgiving.
Uncle Luis is always bringing his Thanksgiving thots to Jimmy's cookouts. Fuck.
by Tony Stark Whatsup November 12, 2019
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Thanksgiving belly

''You have a big thanksgiving belly.''
by MAN CLAN October 31, 2019
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The Thanksgiving Slasher

When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.
Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!
by McHoagieNutter December 2, 2015
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Thanksgiving elbow

The fat roll that hangs down past the elbow.
"Naw man, we ain't eatin there she ain't got that Thanksgiving Elbow. You can tell she can't cook."
by Olekarlthesparkey May 3, 2018
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Brown Thanksgiving

When a guy shaves their head, stuffs their hair into the vagina, and set it on fire.
Steve: "Eddy did you really give her a brown thanksgiving"
Eddy: "Yeah, burn baby burn"
by Antiriv November 2, 2011
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