Tegan is someone who is too tall for her own good. A fake vegan. She would chase you with a moth to see you run. Always run away from a Tegan if you see her - which is not hard, because she is too tall for her own good.
"There's Tegan! RUN!"
by Help! Tegan is here! November 23, 2021
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by Loner :p November 23, 2021
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by shampoodle November 5, 2021
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person 1: omg have you seen tegan today?
person 2: oh that fine hottie? of course i did, one glance a day keeps the doctor away.
person 2: oh that fine hottie? of course i did, one glance a day keeps the doctor away.
by pixelbesteditor April 12, 2021
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