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tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina
I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches
by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013
mugGet the tebowed your mommug.

Tebow Dat Hoe

To fuck a girl so hard she says Tim Tebow's name 15 times in a row. 15 refering to the number of Tebow's jersey
Dude: Im about to Tebow dat hoe
Dude: wanna get tebowed hoe?
Girl: Yep
later on that night.........
Girl: Tebow (15x)
by mike and dom January 18, 2009
mugGet the Tebow Dat Hoemug.

Teddy Tebow

The sensual act of pleasing one's partner through sing song.
I totally Teddy Tebowed that chick last night
by Ron Steingrabber June 24, 2011
mugGet the Teddy Tebowmug.

The Tebow Effect

When a popular pro sports player plays on a small town team, causing said town to overly obsesse over said player to creepy levels
by Dasametho June 4, 2018
mugGet the The Tebow Effectmug.

Tebowed

When raping a homeless girl standing up, upon the moment of ejaculation, drive your elbow into her lower back, forcing you into a "Tebow" position as she falls to her knees.
I just Tebowed your mom behind that dumpster. You're welcome son.

OMG Becky, I was just Tebowed behind the Barnes and Nobel... and I can't find my teeth!
by DJ Tebow9000 August 21, 2013
mugGet the Tebowedmug.

A Tebow

When you are slumping with the ladies and need something to blame it on...you're pulling a Tebow slumping
Dude for the last 6 months I have been pulling a Tebow
by bellevues.finest November 4, 2009
mugGet the A Tebowmug.

Tebowed Out

Yeah..Tebow is a great guy and does wonderful things for charity etc....but all this hero worship of him makes me just plain TEBOWED OUT!
by Maggie55 January 15, 2012
mugGet the Tebowed Outmug.

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