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Taking a knee in the 4th

The act of entering the restroom at work on a Friday evening, 30 minutes before leaving for the weekend, and taking a 30 minute long shit.
Every Friday from 4:30 - 5:00pm Matthew can be found taking a knee in the 4th to close out a successful work week.
by StoutSkeeze November 18, 2011
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taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.
Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
by the comand'r February 23, 2018
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Taking a Trump

When someone is taking a dump that will take 10 to 15 times to flush.
I'll definitely be taking a Trump after I finish that last piece of pizza.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
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Taking the A-train for Jesus

Taking the A-train for Jesus -

1. A term used for unmarried Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities until marriage.
2. An east coast term similar to saddlebacking.
3. Title of a song by Canadian punk band Heimlich Maneuver.
"I can be as slutty as I want and not go to hell, I'm taking the A-train for Jesus."
by Demon Molawk February 4, 2010
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Tweaking

A manner of which a person‘s actions and behavior suited them of being very out of pocket and very unorthodox
My husband was tweaking very hard last night after work
by Rico gwaap June 1, 2022
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taking his car for a walk

Person driving in front of you extremely slow.
Hey son, look at this guy taking his car for a walk
by Bob in Dubai November 23, 2010
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taking a girl to the dentist

This is where a male puts on a condom that has a numbing effect to the penis and then makes the woman perform fellatio where the numbing effects are transferred to the woman's mouth and tongue.
Brennan: "Hey man, have you ever been caught taking a girl to the dentist?"

Elias: "Yea dude, your sister couldn't speak for an hour afterwards and your mom stopped sending me text messages."
by Mississippi Jones November 17, 2011
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