teabag

sticking your big, wrinkley, hairy, old, nut sack and inserting it in someones open mouth while they are sleeping

"ewww dude, theres a fucking pueb in my mouth!!"

by douglas June 15, 2004

teabag

2. An incredibly vile way to drink Caesars (vodka & clamato +), in which the drinker dunks a (clean) tampon into their beverage, and then sucks the beverage from the sodden tampon. The tampon in this case, is the teabag.

Poopsie, much to the horror of all onlookers, dipped his teabag into the drink, and sucked it dry.

by haysoos March 28, 2005

Teabagging

An act, obviously sexual in nature (and presumedly more commonly related to homosexual behavior), currently referring to activists against out-of-control taxation. The description of scrotum/mouth dipping is most enjoyable to the lesser minded of the liberal/CNN watching populace, who are subject matters in abherent behavior and homosexual practices. Apparently humorous to homosexuals and liberals.<---(same?)

Lib #1: Dude, I was teabagging Biff after our gay rights rally last night!!!

Lib #2: Gnarly! How'dja git past his dredlocks?!

Lib #1: uhhh-huh...He held them up!!!!

by NonTeabagger April 16, 2009

teabag

Simultaneous insertion of the penis AND testicles into ones mouth. This only seems possible with the less fortunatlely endowed males, and/or more talented and generous females.

That bitch loved to suck; she had me teabagged for several minutes before she gave me a reach-around!

by Bradle March 26, 2006

teabagging

The act of converting Democrats into Republicans by dunking a healthy set of Republican balls into a willing Democrats open mouth repeatedly.

George Bush: Hey Coop baby, lay down there for a sec! heheh..

Anderson Cooper: Ok but I'm not going to like this teabagging am I..

George dunks his balls in Anderson Coopers mouth.

Anderson Cooper: humlf umumnum num num! cough! cough! Ahem. I wonder if Foxnews is hiring...

by romrix April 17, 2009

teabagation

the past tense of the verb teabagation... generally referring to an artform/famous karma sutra position

Jubin: "Did u hear about the teabagation that went on last week at that party"

GianCarlo: "ummm yea dude i was the teacup for that Boston Teabagation Pary

by Gian Carlo June 05, 2007

teabag

To dip a liberal scrotum into the mouth of a fellow Democrat while deriving mutual pleasure.

Stop tryin' to talk while you're bein' cup to my teabag.

by Parsifal's cousin July 20, 2009