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tallahassee touchdown 

Three hours after last nights football game Steve and Joe did the Tallahassee Touchdown while drunk.

Tallahassee toothbrush 

The act of dipping a toothbrush in Tabasco sauce and forcefully shoving it up someone's ass.
Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush and she punched me in the dick.
Tallahassee toothbrush by Uncle Adolf September 19, 2016

Tallahassee Toilet Bowl

A man having sex with a woman in a bathroom pulls out before he climaxes and cums on the toilet bowl, the woman proceeds to lick it up off the toilet bowl.
While I was giving Shelby the flying squirrel, I pulled out to make her a Tallahassee Toilet Bowl.

Tallahassee Bitchlock 

The act of linking one's genital piercing to that of a companion. For example, linking two Prince Alberts with a carabiner clip, or a Prince Albert to a clitoral piercing with a cable tie.
I lost the key to that padlock and ended up Tallahassee Bitchlocked to Jeremy for several hours.

Tallahassee Tickle 

When a person tickles the penis with a feather and later shoves it down the mans urethra until he screams in agony.
Jessica gave Dominik a Tallahassee tickle aftrr gettimg into an arguement.

tallahassee baptism 

When your on the beach and dunk someone in the water in the shallow end.
My brother was being annoying so i gave him a tallahassee baptism
tallahassee baptism by Melllifluous September 17, 2017