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Safe Tab

A tab that can be safely retreated to upon threat of interruption by friends/family while viewing pornography. Could take the form of a Facebook page, youtube video or other sites of unsuspicious origin or motive for viewing.
You: Dude, I was getting busy on my computer, when I heard my roommate about to walk in.
Friend: What happened?
You: Well luckily I had my safe tab up, so it was a quick mouse click and I was in the clear!
by mrvlnetwork November 1, 2010
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Tab Monster

A person who can do an unholy amount of acid and be unfazed by what they have experienced.
How does he do that and just come to school the next day? He is the Tab Monster.
by big sandwhich49 May 11, 2022
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Tab Abuse

Tab Abuse is when you are cross referecing information on the internet ,but are really engrossed when you find more info.You intend to come back to read that page.you start opening more tabs, multitasking tabs until you have so many open your internet explorer encounters a problem needs to shut down and you loose them all at once.
"WOW look at the bottom of my pc screen! There are so many tabs open that they have shortened in length to double over themselves."I think I have a problem,I am using tab abuse again,I have become tab abuser."
by munyuck February 2, 2009
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soda tab

The little tab on top of soda cans that one is supposed to twist or bend to open up the can of soda. Many people collect these.
Jack: I have over 1,500 soda tabs now!

Normal People: Nerd.

Jack: Nerds are cool.
by JacktheShipper January 23, 2007
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Tab Dinney

Noun - A ugly piece of shit who deserves to die, they also smell like shit and need to Shower
"Dude Nelson is such a fucking tab dinney like holy fuck"
by Tab is Smelly December 3, 2018
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Babes tab

The sure sign that the website you've visited is trying so badly to generate more page views that they've reached the last resort. The point of no return. The lowest common denominator of desperation.

It goes like this. You're scanning the sections at top of the site and you see all the usual tabs like News, Reviews, Cheats, Walkthroughs... and then there's "Babes." Really?, you say to yourself as you shake your head.

"Babes tab" refers literally to that tab at the top of an otherwise unrelated website; it also refers metaphorically to any media outlet reaching that sad level of hopelessness.
I knew it was over for IGN as soon as they added the Babes tab.

G4 has become the Babes tab of TV channels.

Men's magazines have been in the Babes tab business for decades.
by Taco Watson June 1, 2010
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long tab

Refers to the Special Forces tab, which is awarded to soldiers who have successfully completed the U.S. Army's Special Forces Qualification Course, or "Q-Course." The term "long tabber" refers to a soldier who wears the Special Forces tab as well as the Green Beret - Generally bad-ass, combat-hardened, mother fuckers.
Hey Bill, don't fuck with that guy... he's a long tabber!

Some private tried to hit one of the long tabbers with a wooden sword - we had to get that dumbass off of Fort Bragg and quick, before he got killed!

Ladies love the long tab.
by Long tabber October 25, 2008
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