tradesman trombone

Whilst not overly musical, the instrument has the ability to arouse an otherwise unmotivated worker to their feet.

Tradesman #1 - I don’t reckon keith is going to make it through to smoko, he was hittin the jars something fierce last night.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.

by Sinor skeezioli November 7, 2022

rusty trombone

"tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie."
In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.

sheryl found that the old rusty trombone could play a perfect b flat

by jd March 31, 2004

rusty trombone

the act of sucking ass while giving the old grab and yanky yanky

man that rusty trombone really gets you in ba(n)d geek mood

by does it matter? my prom sucked May 5, 2006

rusty trombone

While a girl licks your ass hole, she gives you a hand job.

i love it when my girl plays me a rusty trombone.

by jake, sean, dave May 15, 2006

rusty trombone

To play the rusty trombone is to eat a mans ass and jack him off at the same time.

If it weren't for that faggot palying the rusty trombone it would have been a great x-mas party.OR as in: Joost is a rusty trombonist.

by RooR-Ass February 27, 2005

rusty trombone

A rustry trombone is when a kinky german chick eats your asshole while giving you a handjob, thus going through the motions of playing the trombone. Typically, the guy is standing up and the girl is kneeling

That kinky german chick gave me a rusty trombone.

by donkeypunch81 April 26, 2006

rusty trombone

When a chick gives a guy a reach-around while pressing her lips to the asscrack of a guy as he farts, thus making it seem and sound like she is playing a rusty trombone. Makes me want to join the marching band.

examples are fruity

by hohoho May 2, 2004