tragic gay

-A straight male, who has had little success in his persual of women, hasn't been in any type of relationship with one, and has lost hopes of having one. Therefore, leading him to seek companionship with other men, despite being attracted to women.

Dan isn't really gay, He is just a tragic gay cause he can't get a girl.

by Posey Lint February 15, 2009

tragic flaw

A term that does not mean anything in accordance to any type of English literature. You idiots.

That fucktart over there wrote his thesis on Beowulf's tragic flaw and failed his paper like the mofo that he is.

by redelixir March 12, 2003

tragic_mishap

tragic_mishap is a Nick Name for a Girl Called Emma, She is a Real Tragic Mishap

She: sexually harrass gay people, steal signs from Gas Works and YMCA buildings, totally wets herself - by sitting in a puddles. Getting stuck in London all night. She falls over stupidly placed trolleys in Tesco car park, become reported missing after not returning home the night beforere and place the words EMERGENCY DOOR, on the Bus emergency exit, with VIRGIN POO...

All In all, tragic_mishap fits Like a Glove!

God She is a REAL tragic_mishap!

by Chris Ward February 24, 2004

Tragic Magic

Crack dipped in angel dust (PCP), also a song by the band Falling In Reverse

"What's your favorite song Ronnie? Oh definitely Tragic Magic."

by I_am_actual_garbage May 7, 2019

tragic carpet

when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet or pubic region is not shaven at all, to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly

When I went down on her, her tragic carpet turned me gay and made me miss the homies.

by CEO of BDE June 8, 2020

tragic lesbian

-A straight female, who receives little to attention from men, has not had any type of intimate relationship with one, and has lost hopes of having one. Therefore, leading her to seek relationships with other women despite being attracted to men.

Amber will become a tragic lesbian, if she doesn't find a boyfriend.

by Posey Lint February 15, 2009

tragic glamour

determined, fashionista, success, glam rock, c.ta glam couture, beauty, makeup, photography, drive, embodying the true form of beauty and success.

omg that girl is only 18 and shes acheived that much? she's so tragic glamour status.

by Chelsea Tavis December 17, 2007