Torqued

Torqued, as in physically strong, sturdy or buff much like the torque of a car.

"Jeez, can you believe how torqued Travis Willingham is!? The dude is SWOLE!"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean??"

by Splambo February 8, 2025

Torque

To completely light someone up.

LeBron just broke someone’s ankles and hit a 3 pointer. Get torqued.

by Loliguessthesearewords September 12, 2025

Torqued

it means super high, so high I make up words

I’m so fucking torqued right now

by ainnoot April 29, 2020

Torqued

An absolute unstoppable feeling whereby anyone in your way will euther bow before you or die. Similar to excitement but to the point where you could put your head through a fuckin' wall.

Bro, I'm so fuckin torqued today I'm definitely going to PR my deadlift.

by Gunnerteddington September 15, 2022

Anal Torque

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit

Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.

by webbster's robot June 2, 2020

morning torque

morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor

my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque

by preschool poacher May 2, 2015

Torque

The true definition of torque is when you wake up in the morning with a morning wood and you have to torque yourself up at just the right angle to take a piss.

I had such a bad case of morning wood this morning when I went to piss, I had to really torque up just to make it in the toilet.

by Adolf Oliverbusch December 1, 2022