toaster asshole

A toaster asshole is a insult used in a YouTube video by LordBung and is used only when one person does not have another insult to use

Bob: your a stupid asshole jerry
Jerry: oh yeah well umm your a toaster asshole

by I’m a toaster asshole May 4, 2020

Toaster quality

Mostly used to describe the bad quality of a YouTube video. Even lower quality than 240p. It's also known as "cell phone quality", because cell phones (excluding smartphones with good cameras) are known to have really low video quality.

Example video with toaster quality:

wwwDOTyoutubeDOTcom/watch?v=IpFyvrHYpnI
Replace DOT with a "." (without the quotes).

by maxie526 January 16, 2012

Toaster Lover

The proclaimed enemies of Sir. James, in his war on the Toaster Revoltution. Called Toaster Lover more for their political agendas than for an actual propensity to physically love toasters.... though some have made a motion that it should be legal for a person to enter into matrimony with a toaster.

"I'll get ye, ye toaster lover" (direct Sir James qoute)

by James Dracon February 3, 2008

toaster bath

A noun pertaining to an act of suicide, usually used in a sarcastic manner.

Why don't you go take a toaster bath?

by Adam Morgan February 17, 2008

Toaster Bath

The act of placing one’s toaster into one’s filled bathtub with the desired effect of death.

Justin: “Hey Clay, I heard Hannah Baker committed toaster bath.”

Clay: “Yeah it’s all the rage now!”

by GOTY'M March 6, 2019

toaster fight

When two bros are high as fuck and have the munchies for bacon, but can't decide between bread or toast, they will engage in combat using the plug and cord as a weapon and the toaster as a shield.

" dude I've got the munchies for bacon so bad for bacon and toast"

" no mate it's gotta be bread "

" think we have a toaster fight on then "

by Geoffy June 5, 2014

Toaster Fluid

Electrified water from taking a toaster bath

Go drink Wolfie's toaster fluid

by Shenziwu November 24, 2018