tubby bait

tub'∙bee bait n.
Anything that can be or is used to lure in the tubby by taunting with a food that is terrribly high in fat, usu. by the American government in a order to capture and force them into exercise programs.

Tubby Man: "Hey, do you see a twinkie hanging from that tree?"
Not-tubby Man: "Yes, but be careful! I think that could just be tubby bait!"
Tubby Man: "Oh well, it's about time for my third mid-morning snack anyway."

by Sgt Mayor Bee April 14, 2009

Flabby Tabby

Any cat that is roughly the size and shape of a small planet.

Did you see Shayla's cat? It's such a flabby tabby.

by WIZARD_KIDD2 May 8, 2016

Tubby Tummy Fuck

Verb. When a morbidly obese chode lathers up his gut, folds it into a roll, and slams it down onto his own cock so that he can fuck his own tubby tummy. This depraved act requires a mirror or spotter so that the chode can find his chub, this is a necessity because his massive gut blocks his line of sight to his lower body. Once the stiffy is located and inserted into the tummy pussy it is a race against time to reach climax as the incredibly force of the stomach smashing against the testicles creates intense pain.

Hey, can I borrow that tub of vasoline?

Sure. What do you need it for?

I'm gonna tubby tummy fuck myself tonight.

Aw, that's nasty. You chode!

by Vera Daniels March 20, 2010

Tibble

The act of nibbling a breast, aka a bitty. The act of tibbling bitties.

I totally tibbled her bitties last night.

by cricketbell April 23, 2010

Tabby

Someone who will eat anything and anyone.
If things go missing it'll be Tabby's fault.

"Where's Hettie?"
"Tabby ate her."

by somebodywholovesyoureally April 2, 2012

mr.tibbles

a very cute cat indeed,
a cat that likes to hump you at times.
perhaps when your trying to sleep at night.

me -"mom,mr.tibbles is humping me again."
mr.tibbles- meow purr

by emma millard April 13, 2008

Tubbys

a fat fuzz ball of a cat who is so obese that when it lays down you cannot see its legs or feet

Tubbys is so fat that i think she needs to go on a diet

by Capt. Guido October 1, 2010