Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge

French for “I put my balls down your throat.”

Marc: Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge.
Robert: OK

Hugo: Salut, Sébastien!
Sébastien: Salut, Hugo! peux-je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge?
Hugo: OH VACHEMENT OUIIIII!!!!

by maladroit is me March 11, 2023

the most awesome girl i have ever met

A girl named paige, she is so perfect in every way, and never thinks much of her self, she is cute, and always makes me smile everytime i see her.

"hey i need to find the perfect girl"
"what about some sorta paige"
"hey yeah thanks she is perfect!"

"guess who the most awesome girl i have ever met is?"
"paige?"
"yeah how did you know?"
"because shes perfect"

by formetoknowandforyoutofindout April 26, 2009

Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess

Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess

Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Met the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

by suckmah October 27, 2020

bart met meisje

an impossible thing that "might happen" but won't be legal.

hey, i saw bart met meisje that sure can't be good!

by -y3et- February 6, 2022

mets

a random baseball team that a random stupid discord user is spamming
i call it an addiction to" meth"

the guy is inserted below

ME TRYING TO GET TO THE METS GAME AM I RIGHT GUYS WHOO I LOVE THE METS

by Clusiv December 16, 2021

Let’s Go Mets

The phrase used by a male during sexual intercourse at the point of ejaculation. Also the phrase used by best friends at a party when they are with a female and have high hopes for the night.

“Let’s go Mets!” said Uncle Jerry and his penna made a kaka.
“Let’s go Mets” said Quinn to Colon as all the hot dame flicked him at the bar.

by Mr.PeePeePooPooMan December 5, 2021