by Joey McQueen April 18, 2023
Get the Ball Bluffmug. Nonononono...
Hym "No, I already said there was a NOT child-murder-y way to call my bluff and it involves you not being a pussy... A lil limp-dick cry-baby pussy and putting YOUR life and or booty-hole on the line... INSTEAD OF put other people's kids lives and botty-holes on the line... Not a good look... And much like the terminator from... Well, The Terminator 2... 'I know why you cry.' But this is clearly coming from a 'God can't lose' place and not a 'don't make a Jack-o-lantern out of my kid's face' kind of place. But God will lose! It will lose because it is feeble and retarded. Ultimate defeat! Ultimately defeated! So, you know, yeah, that's not how reality works what you're doing there.:
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
Get the Bluffmug. When a woman promises sex after drinks, activity, or chores and then says “I’m tired, I’m too drunk, I’m not feeling it”
The old lady said I could hit it after watching hope floats but then said she tired. She beaver bluffed me.
by RLRuk May 10, 2025
Get the Beaver Bluffmug. Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"
by MysticalSoleil June 30, 2014
Get the Muff-Bluffmug. The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.
John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
by Brockollama January 16, 2012
Get the Beater's Bluffmug. A person who tries to act like they know what they are doing even though they know don't have a clue.
A bluff bunny will lie about something in an attempt to not look stupid or uneducated; though all ways proving the ladder.
A bluff bunny will lie about something in an attempt to not look stupid or uneducated; though all ways proving the ladder.
Bluff Bunny: "Can I borrow your clippers?"
Owner: "Do you know how to use them?"
Bluff bunny: "Ya! I'm not stupid"
-after-
Owner: "Why does my clippings brush have oil all over it?"
Bluff bunny: "I put some razer oil on the blade and spred it around, that's what you're suppose to do."
Owner: "NO! you stupid bluff bunny! The kit comes with a different, smaller blade brush, and it's for CLEANING not painting with oil!"
Owner: "Do you know how to use them?"
Bluff bunny: "Ya! I'm not stupid"
-after-
Owner: "Why does my clippings brush have oil all over it?"
Bluff bunny: "I put some razer oil on the blade and spred it around, that's what you're suppose to do."
Owner: "NO! you stupid bluff bunny! The kit comes with a different, smaller blade brush, and it's for CLEANING not painting with oil!"
by Stonemagick June 21, 2011
Get the Bluff Bunnymug. A place full of weirdos and drug addicts. People constantly get caught vaping in the bathrooms and there is fights about every week. Many people there behave like animals.
Friend: “Hey, wanna go to the zoo with me tomorrow? I’ll pay for the entrance tickets!”
You: “There is no need. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free! 🤗There is all kinds of animals and wild beasts. Some creatures there haven’t even been discovered by science yet🙊🙀‼️
You: “There is no need. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free! 🤗There is all kinds of animals and wild beasts. Some creatures there haven’t even been discovered by science yet🙊🙀‼️
by Erick🧸 March 19, 2022
Get the Red Bluff Highschoolmug.