batch satchel

scrotum, where you keep your man seed.

if you dont stop bugging me, i will kick your batch satchel

by partsgirl October 26, 2012

batch of bodkins

noisy dormroom neighbors that have sex so loud you can hear them clapping from the bathroom

I was trying to do my makeup this afternoon and that batch of bodkins down the hall kept distracting me.

by Parham East March 4, 2009

Batch the dog

A very mean cruel dog that hurts people, animals and anything living

Stupid dog bit me again! must be batch the dog

by dshsjn July 19, 2012

batch-ass

Someone who may not intend to be a bitch but happens to be one, or must be one.

My boss was bitchin' about dumb shit today...what a batch-ass!

by DAVID&CT August 5, 2008

Batch cloth

A cloth or rag used to mop up a batch, or load of semen, often re-used many times before washing.

That filthy Giants fan used my Patriots scarf as a batch cloth after I came on her face.

by emu47 December 31, 2008

batch tats

when youre large as fuck and your creep ass tits sag past your knee caps

julia boob-o and big boob beavert lick each other 30 pounders. 30 pounds of batch tats that is

by KiMSpoon February 10, 2008

soft batch

A foul party prank in which one turns on someone's oven (to preheat it) then sneaks a cookie sheet into the bathroom. A tasty dump is then taken on the cookie sheet and when the coast is clear the sheet is placed in the already warm oven. The culprit then usually leaves the gathering as it only takes about five minutes for the entire place to reek of dung. A horrible mess to clean up as well.

"You go to Mary's party last night?"
"Yeah, it sucked. I left her a nice soft batch though."

by TunaSled July 6, 2003