your mom

i saw your mom at a farm
by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019
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Your Mom

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.
I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her
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Your mom

The person I'd love to fuck every night.
"I want to fuck your mom"
"I fucked your mom"
"I fucked shit out of your mom"
by xxxx_is_al1v3 January 3, 2022
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your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.
- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.
by mars88_defines_i_guess December 3, 2021
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Your Mom

your mom.
by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020
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Your mom

If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:

1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.
"You know what's worse than the holocaust."

"Your mom!"
by Sandman47 November 10, 2011
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