Boston Tea Party

Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.
History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.

History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 20, 2018
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Tea Party Syndrome

When someone takes their sweet time to be in your presence instead of being in a hurry to leave.
I hate it when people have the Tea Party Syndrome because I'd rather be alone with my girlfriend.
by RonnieZazo September 04, 2021
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mexican tea party

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.
You gonna put those beers in the fridge or are you having a mexican tea party?
by scarygary30 June 21, 2020
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Boston Tea Party

When someone falls asleep first during a sleepover,the rest of the group go up to the lightweight and commence teabagging him/her
Mikey: gokul went upstairs to sleep in the living room, you know what that means? Josh: Yea who's up for a Boston Tea Party guys?
by superjosh! February 27, 2011
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Austin Tea Party

(v)
The act of placing one's sack in another's mouth whilst in a reverse squatting position and then proceeding to a tickle-fest, which causes the teabaggee to panic and squirm resulting in pleasure for the teabagger. First coined by Steven F Austin at a Saloon on the Colorado River in Waterloo, the phrase gained popularity in the late 1830s and Waterloo was changed to Austin, Texas in commemoration of the phrase.
Person 1: Tonight, will you teabag me again?
Person 2: I'm gonna throw you an Austin Tea Party.
by THECRAIGO September 19, 2012
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british tea party

the act of tipping a female ass up. pouring a fresh pot of brewed tea into her ass. then sucking the shitty mess out with a set of straws.
for kellys going away party we preformed a british tea party on her. regardless of her wishes. wow what a shitty delicous mess. yum
by joe appenfeldt April 01, 2008
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Boston Tea Party

when a group of gentlemen take turns tea bagging an unsuspecting victim usually the victim is sleeping
"In stead of having anal sex we just boston tea partied my sleeping cat"
by Francisco Attardo April 15, 2003
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