How to perform a Tim Tam Slam:
You someone you really trust, and inject their ass with novacaine. You then have them perform a handstand while someone holds their legs. You then put hot chocolate inside their anus, (like how they put water and stuff from porn) then get a Tim Tam, bite both ends, and drink the chocolate out of their ass like a straw.
You someone you really trust, and inject their ass with novacaine. You then have them perform a handstand while someone holds their legs. You then put hot chocolate inside their anus, (like how they put water and stuff from porn) then get a Tim Tam, bite both ends, and drink the chocolate out of their ass like a straw.
Guy 1: hey dude, we've been friends for a long time and..
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: I was wondering if you wanted to do a Tim Tam Slam with me.
Guy 2: I would be absolutely honored to.
Guy 3: I'll hold his legs!
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: I was wondering if you wanted to do a Tim Tam Slam with me.
Guy 2: I would be absolutely honored to.
Guy 3: I'll hold his legs!
by Shoestring129 September 22, 2014
Timothy - originating from Greek time, meaning Honouring by God. A Commonly masculine name. Worldwide knowledge that we shorten Timothy to Tim!
Tam; originating from the best biscuit on the planet - Arnotts Tim Tams - also adding for personalisation factor “to the” in between so that you get….Tim to the Tam.
Instead of calling your best mate (one of the sickest cunts out there) just plain old Tim or Timothy…..quite commonly Tim’s can be nicknamed Tim Tam. The sickest aka the legendary Tim’s on earth deserve that little bit extra oomph. Also, underlying clever factor is Tim Tam’s are relatable to everyone here - hence the nickname therefore will stick and spread without anyone taking much notice.
Timothy or Tim’s are either tall or short (no in between) and extremely intriguing and/or likeable. Very high chance on being animal lovers, maybe even vegetarians.
Tim’s have an extremely versatile love of music and canned soft drinks depending on the type of Tim. Are either highly focused and computer tech savvy or the opposite and struggle to focus and retain but far from illiterate.
If you click with a Tim to the Tam…conversation flows easily…often known as bouncing off one another.
It has been said, Tim’s have a high survival rate in the event of a possible global disaster such as a zombie apocalypse…you want a Tim on your Team!
Tam; originating from the best biscuit on the planet - Arnotts Tim Tams - also adding for personalisation factor “to the” in between so that you get….Tim to the Tam.
Instead of calling your best mate (one of the sickest cunts out there) just plain old Tim or Timothy…..quite commonly Tim’s can be nicknamed Tim Tam. The sickest aka the legendary Tim’s on earth deserve that little bit extra oomph. Also, underlying clever factor is Tim Tam’s are relatable to everyone here - hence the nickname therefore will stick and spread without anyone taking much notice.
Timothy or Tim’s are either tall or short (no in between) and extremely intriguing and/or likeable. Very high chance on being animal lovers, maybe even vegetarians.
Tim’s have an extremely versatile love of music and canned soft drinks depending on the type of Tim. Are either highly focused and computer tech savvy or the opposite and struggle to focus and retain but far from illiterate.
If you click with a Tim to the Tam…conversation flows easily…often known as bouncing off one another.
It has been said, Tim’s have a high survival rate in the event of a possible global disaster such as a zombie apocalypse…you want a Tim on your Team!
1. “Tim to the Tam is the shit man!!! What a fucking top bloke ayyyy”
2. Tim, Timothy, Tam, Tim Tam and Tim to the Tam are the common names used for these unreal dudes.
3. A bond is formed immediately or not at all. Either a deeply unique friendship, a flirt/fuck buddy or just pass these guys daily (the passer-by being the dud in that equation).
4. My advice is get a Tim in your life!
2. Tim, Timothy, Tam, Tim Tam and Tim to the Tam are the common names used for these unreal dudes.
3. A bond is formed immediately or not at all. Either a deeply unique friendship, a flirt/fuck buddy or just pass these guys daily (the passer-by being the dud in that equation).
4. My advice is get a Tim in your life!
by SubZeroWins January 01, 2022
by palmbeach December 18, 2008
Rhyming slang for 'banter'.
by moosh87 December 10, 2007
Literally "to smile a little more", but usually used to describe a bubbly and friendly man who loves to joke and watch wrestling. His key characteristic is having a flat-top hair cut or better known as "Shure SM58 Beta Mic" haircut. He usually dresses in Ralph Lauren Polo Tee. He is a proficient sound man and is extremely caring and sensitive to other people's needs. AKA. "CTP", "Tam Po Ge" or "TP Man".
by guanyinman February 22, 2011
The act of the man sucking the woman's shit out of her asshole, then putting it back in to her ass, representing the classic tim tam (biscuit) slam.
Man: Do you want the tim tam slam tonight honey?
Woman: Sure, I'm up for trying new things, as long as it gives me pleasure!
Woman: Sure, I'm up for trying new things, as long as it gives me pleasure!
by Padfoot.'n'.Prongs September 06, 2016
The act of leaving a Tim Tam biscuit in a cup of tea until it is soft and lost all form, then pouring into your girlfriends arse for her to squirt back into your mouth.
Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.
Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.
by Buggeroo September 12, 2017