swoleness

the state of being swole, ripped, buff

Look at that dude's swoleness!!!

by fanofmessi January 5, 2010

Swollen Members

The only listenable rap group in the world, so they make up for the fact that they are Canadian.

"Breath"
"Fuel Injected"
"Long Way Down"

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

Swagler

A hott, cool , amazing person

"Look at how hot that guy is... he MUST be a swagler"

by Eliza December 1, 2003

Swollen Turkey Neck

The inflamed itchy bumps on males balls, often resemble a turkey neck.

Wife: Why are your hands in your pants?

Husband: I have a swollen Turkey Neck. Now get off my back.

by Web7433 September 16, 2010

Sogler

A parent, normally a father but can also be used to refer to a mother. Commonly prefixed by "the". Generally considered derogatory.

Normally only used by immediate family.

Child: Can I have some bus fare please?
Mother: Go and ask The Sogler.

The Soglers are out tonight so we can throw a party

by Nathan Thomas November 18, 2006

swole skipping

The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.

Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.

Johnny: "WTF is that?!

Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"

Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"

by Douchenator108 March 14, 2011

Swoleiosis

So swole thats it's sick

Your looking so swole you must have swoleiosis

by Maddog777777 November 21, 2013