Taylor Swifting

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor of a strange location with their pants around their ankles. Sometimes accompanied with the yelling of "O Long Johnson," if anyone is actually seen doing this they must be a HARDCORE South Park fan.

"I would've been more impressed if he interrupted the debate by Taylor Swifting." - Rick Santorum

by 93<l<0 August 18, 2012

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Taylor Swifting

The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

Laura: Hey, did you do the homework?

Isabelle: No. I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

by Yo.Homie September 6, 2009

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Swiflie

4chans wannabe rapey brother gone mobile. Swiflie is an app full of sheltered misogynistic basement dwellers showing off their hate for humanity itself. They also pride themselves in being "the wittiest people on the internet" while hiding themselves as anonymous, which is dumb since all they post about are dog rape, getting fucked by blacks, drama amongst retards, polls on utter fuckery, Muslim genocide, @chris and @aims, fat shaming and everything that makes you lose faith in humanity. Some of these users seem to worship the app they originated from, Yikyak/Candid, and will occasionally post about it being so much harder better than swiflie but can't do shit since it's dead just like their useless life.

A little piece of advice if you're going to download Swiflie, don't. If you comment on a post, you better be prepared to be downvoted to hell or get a fucked up reply followed by a gif reaction and you'll be fucked with notifications if your views aren't exactly the same as the ugly thots, beta white knights, antisocial lesbians and virgin alt-righters. Swiflie is also full of unoriginal jokes, and overused memes that should've died a long time.

If you are ever lucky to dm someone attractive rest assured they are either a catfish or they are more fucked up than you are. If you've ever fallen in love on Swiflie you will be sure to find your shared nudes in the NSFW group. On the plus point you can wank off to them along with the million other nudes of ex-rape victims.

Swiflie retard 1: I want to have sex with you.
Swiflie retard 2: Gtfo London Herd you bloody yank!
Swiflie retard 3: Muricas the bestt. Hail Kekistan! REEEEEEE

by Clitasaurousrex December 9, 2017

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