steak curtains 

Vagina, labia, vulva

fuck me: Part me steak curtains!

steak curtains by Jer Koff July 9, 2006

steak eyes

to randomly pull off fluke shots in competative games esp. pool
- taken from Sean "steak eyes" McKecheran

In pool just smacking the ball as hard as possible and actually potting it completely by chance is known as "steak eyes"

steak eyes by thepoomonkey February 14, 2004

Steak Cutter 

A very specific type of Sales Professional who employs over-the-top ass-kissing techniques in an awkward attempt to build artificial rapport and position themselves within the prospect's circle of peers/friends/family so as to leverage a sale. The "Steak Cutter" will often inaccurately refer to their methods as "Relationship Selling."

TM: Did you see Dave at the company dinner fetching drinks for the client's wife all night?

IEM: Yeah, he's a total Steak Cutter.

Steak Cutter by Armed & Hammered July 26, 2006

Steak and Blowjob Day 

A recently created and already widely known. This holiday for men is the equivalent to Valentines Day for women. Valentines Day is widely based around the pleasing of women we love, but now, a month later, these women we love can please the men they love. On Steak and Blowjob Day, every man's women will fire up the grill and cook them a big juicy steak that is just to his liking and then she will give him a big juicy blowjob, just to his liking. It can be in whatever order he wants, and when ever he wants.

Tom: Hey Bob, what'd Sandy get you for Steak and Blowjob Day.

Bob: What do you think man, a big juicy steak and a big juicy blowjob!

Tom: Nice!

Steak and Blowjob Day by ooshawabangbang December 14, 2008

Steak Bake

Steak Bake: A steak bake is when your finger accidently goes through the toilet paper and into your feces... kinda like when your finger breaks through a greggs steak bake.

1. going to the toilet and accidently having a steak bake

Steak Bake by Chew-Boi November 16, 2009

Steak and Blowjob Day 

The greatest holiday ever, invented by Kevin Ferrera. The girls get all the attention on Valentine's Day, and deservedly so. But thanks to the geniusness of Kevin, the guys get all the attention on March 14th, one month after Valentine's Day, which is Steak and Blowjob Day.

Kevin: Do you know what holiday we celebrate on March 14th?
Jim: No, what is that?
Kevin: It's Steak and Blowjob Day!

Steak and Blowjob Day by MrJLo1 March 1, 2019

steak nuggets 

Those little bits of shit that get stuck to your anal beard after a massive dump

muuuuuuuuuum!! Ajay used my pencil to scrape off his steak nuggets!!

steak nuggets by Extraordinaire July 7, 2006