Sharticle

An article emailed to others while taking a shit.

I sent my friends a sharticle from Pulse while on the porcelain throne!

by Tito55 August 8, 2013

scarticle

Scar•ti•cle (skärtikəl)

1. An article on the internet that presents a headline designed to invoke a fear-based reaction in the reader in order to have said reader click on said link to increase that website's traffic, therefore ad revenue.

"Dude. Quit posting scarticles on Facebook. Snopes that shit first."

by Mightycud2 January 8, 2014

sparticle

1. Sparkly thing
2. Something cool

(Plural is sparticles, which is multiple sparkly things)

1. Check out those sparticles she's got for sale!
2. Love the new jewelry. So sparticle.

by Paralian August 6, 2017

smarticles

(noun) A smart cell you create in your brain when you drink Smart Water.

Dude! Bill Nye has so many smarticles.

by jacksbee November 8, 2017

Sharticles

Super small particles of green watery shit that come out of your booty when you fart. The smell is just the worst. And don't get me started on the sound. Like OH MY GOD!!! Imagine two really old wrinkly people just going at it from behind and when he is going she just squirts sharticles all over him. Another name for it is Fart Dust.

Avery: "You're so gross, you're getting sharticles everywhere."
Naomie: "Shut up Avery, at least I clean up my fart dust."

by Gaaruto Senpai November 29, 2017

Smarticle

Someone is a smarticleif they do one smart thing, but they don’t have to be smart.

Me: I’m such a smarticle, I just finished my homework while waiting to for the football game to start!

by Hi my name is ___ September 16, 2018

Sharticle

A piece of shit that froze in your pants and is now a piece of frozen shit

Grayson has a Sharticle in his pants after forgetting to wipe in the cold.

by Master of Sharticles June 18, 2022