by KamiEatsPeaches December 3, 2021
I was making dinner for this chick. I was gonna make chicken parmigiana, but decided to bread my own wang and give her the ole Sprouted Dick.
by Sweats11537 September 1, 2019
When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.
Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!
by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017
Ohio Brussel Sprouts is the act of sucking small round food items (ideally large grapes or Brussel sprouts) out of your partners anus.
Liz stuffed a bag of skittles in her ass and made me do Ohio Brussel Sprouts. All I can taste is fruity shit.
by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023
My dad was buffing his nails with his Crazy Shine manicure pad today while talking about yesterday's Dances with the Stars episode. My God, he's sprouting ovaries!
Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.
Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.
by keguse April 3, 2012
When one decides to shave their head and misses one or spot(s) leaving him/her with areas of longer hair.
by 976Godless August 11, 2011
by lukewarm water July 30, 2022