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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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sprout dandy’s world

the finest man ever 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
by sproutlilsluttbh November 27, 2024
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Peace out bean sprout

A social gathering goodbye first said by Jeffrey Arsenault
Person #1 "hey I'm going to head out"

Person #2 "peace out bean sprout"
by Amandadesylva December 27, 2016
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sprout pouch

A females/womans bra for containing breats.
Look at that girls red lacey sprout pouch
by Hovel January 5, 2007
mugGet the sprout pouchmug.

Ohio Brussel Sprouts

Ohio Brussel Sprouts is the act of sucking small round food items (ideally large grapes or Brussel sprouts) out of your partners anus.
Liz stuffed a bag of skittles in her ass and made me do Ohio Brussel Sprouts. All I can taste is fruity shit.
by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023
mugGet the Ohio Brussel Sproutsmug.

Rhythm Sprout

This is a Rhythm Game, a Rhythm Game is a popular genre which is sometimes (mostly) about hitting a certain subject in time to the music (Theres also sometimes an indicator) (In some games)
DoesntPlayRhythmSproutGuy: Hey! Whatcha' playing over there?
RhythmSproutGuy: I'm playing Rhythm Sprout!
DoesntPlayRhythmSproutGuy: Rhythm Sprout..? Whats that?
RhythmSproutGuy: It's a Rhythm Game!
DoesntPlayRhythmSproutGuy: Cool! Can I play?
RhythmSproutGuy: You dont have to ask! It's FREE on STEAM! (as of writing this)
DoesntPlayRhythmSproutGuy: Nice! I'll go download it!
*DoesntPlayRhythmSproutGuy Is Going Upstairs*
RhythmSproutGuy: Hey and you might rage a bit!
*silence*
RhythmSproutGuy: Uhh.. Helloo?
by HennersDictionary July 25, 2022
mugGet the Rhythm Sproutmug.

Sprouting potatoe

Bro, stop being a sprouting potatoe and get on cod.
by Real s**t November 13, 2020
mugGet the Sprouting potatoemug.

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