SPRITE CRANBERRY

Sometimes said to be the sweat of the heavens, it was given first to a prophet who went around the world spreading this elixir,Sprite cranberry was later turned in to a beverage only for the king and the nobility. As this amazing nectar was being served to the world the prophet prayed to the heavens and asked it in all it’s glory if this elixir had a name, and the heavens responded by sending their messenger:Lebron James he said that the nectar had a name: SPRITE CRANBERRY

hera:hey Zeus would like some SPRITE CRANBERRY?
zeus:GIVE IT TO ME BITCH!!!

by Americanski November 27, 2019

cranberry sprite

The holiest drink created by man through the recipe from niggas

Nigga imma beat yo ass up u don't drink cranberry sprite nigga

by F3rg1e21 December 5, 2018

gay sprite

Sprite from McDonalds, commonly referred to as McDank’s, or Dank’s

“Bro this is some gay sprite”
“For real? Lemme try”
“Goddamn this shit homosexual”

by D fil lmbvc April 29, 2022

Diet sprite

A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.

That fashion show was full of diet sprites.

Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.

by Fever_dream May 25, 2018

Sprite People

When you’re asking a group of “people” if they want drugs while wearing a sprite shirt.

Damn Rj is Sprite People.

by Bettywhitevibez November 1, 2020

blue sprite

A synonym for an alcoholic beverage. Generally euphemistic or comedic in nature.

Person A: What are you drinking?
Person B, intoxicated: Blue Sprite!

by Astroleaf December 28, 2020

grape sprite

It’s like sprite but there’s some grape in there

Bro this some grape sprite… u want some, issa like sprite but like wit grape.

by I read the manga August 11, 2021