Spoonard

Spoonard is an alternative word meaning fool in a friendly manor.

Example: Your such a spoonard! fool tit ass joker moron spanner etc

by spoonard idoliser July 16, 2009

Spoongunning

Winding down to holiday mode when you should be working by wasting as much time as possible on trivial tasks and distractions.

Q: What is Taylor pratting on about now? The most productive thing he's done all day is make a scale model of the eiffel tower out of paperclips!

A: Yeah he's on holiday next week, he's busy spoongunning.

by dosser1 August 25, 2009

spoonaholic

When you're always simping with you're boo thang.

Quit being spoonaholic with each other.

by Lola Monroe September 25, 2013

spoonatrois

Three people laying together in bed facing the same direction (spooning). A threesome of spoons ("a trois").

Jack and Jill invited Jane to their spoonatrois.

by Douche McGernigal December 22, 2015

Spoonal

the act of inserting a spoon's handle into the anus of a sexual partner and using it to eat food.

I can only eat icecream during spoonal.

by penisfencer January 3, 2016

Spoonball

Spooning and watching football

Want to have Spoonball Sunday?

by Notsnhojnamtuo January 8, 2016

spoonbar

Very cuddle-able person that you are attracted to sexually. Spoon bar basically means you would like to spoon the person you talk about

"Woah, what a spoonbar that girl is!" Said Jamie in amazement of the girls body.

by Ciaradoherty371 January 18, 2017