spoonerhead

spoonerhead- a {gay} guy who wants to get {spooned} nonstop by other flaming {homosexuals} who have small {pps}

Dude your such a spoonerhead

by non homos December 24, 2009

spoovel

A poo shovel. A shovel designated for digging holes for burying excrement. A sex tool for a faecalphiliac.

Go and get barry a spoovel, he's done a poo on the supermarket floor again

by mattyl01 July 9, 2011

Spoonal

the act of inserting a spoon's handle into the anus of a sexual partner and using it to eat food.

I can only eat icecream during spoonal.

by penisfencer January 3, 2016

Spooner

Spooner, is an Assasin who kills people on the most dumbest ways possible.

Jesse: "Gosh watch out, it's a spooner!

by 360Henriator May 4, 2017

Spoonlip

A term used to describe the mood of an adult, that has the general appearance of a sulky moody child, with a quivering bottom lip.

Best watch out this morning, the Boss has a right Spoonlip on him, looks like he could burst out crying at any moment.

by RDRTakeDown February 12, 2018

Spoonlicker

Usually a girl with a sort of exotic name like Peri. She’ll send snapchats of herself to her crush in order to subconsciously send him hint of what she wants to do to his cock.

Peri is a spoonlicker. All she does is send pictures of her licking spoons.

by totallynotcarson123 June 3, 2019

SpoonLicker

A person who is very lazy and has very very slow replies to texts and other social media's

*Faye sent message 4 hours ago*
*Faye to Luke* 'Luke you're a fucking SpoonLicker

by DIRTYFATJOKES June 17, 2019