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spiderman vs superman

when a female runs around the room with a bed sheet attached to her back, due to the epoxy of cum, all while a male is wackin it into his hand to throw it at the crazy bitch flying around in teh room
i waz feelin it last night, so me and mah mom did sum spiderman vs superman
by Sam Jones teh mayor January 17, 2008
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The Spiderman

The Spiderman is a relatively unknown sexual move. A guy will ejaculate into his hand, then sling his semen at a target with his pinkie and pointer finger extended, a la' Spiderman's signature hand motion. If one happens to "sling his web" at a person, it is entirely appropriate to scream "YOU KILLED MY UNCLE, BITCH!"
Jarred walked in on me masturbating last week, so I chased him down and did the Spiderman right on his back.
by Lars Bierfeisse April 19, 2008
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spiderman

one of the only super heros adored by radio shack patrons everywhere.
You go spiderman! - crazy guy from the radio shack ad
by oswald the ninja July 21, 2004
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spiderman

The act of cumming into one's hand (usually before climaxing during a blowjob) and flinging the seminal discharge into the face of the female (or male) who was blowing you.
Bitch looked at me like I was a leper after I spidermanned that shit.
by The King of Bean Town September 2, 2006
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Spiderman

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Did whatever a spider can.
Built a web any size,
Caught Jews just like flies.
Hail Hitler, he was the Spiderman.
by AnonDoxy November 25, 2018
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Spiderman kiss

when you tie a bitch to the ceiling by the legs and she gives you a upside down blow job
Man: Lets Spiderman kiss
Woman: ew no!!!
Man: You don't have a choice
by if you read this you're gay122 September 25, 2020
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Crazy Spiderman

To 69 a woman in the elevator in the Empire State Building, going all the way to the top. While still 69'ing her, carry her to the edge of the roof and jump off. Proceed to perform anal sex, just before you reach the half way point you remove your penis and shoot your web like cum at a pole; saving you and her. Gently drop her on the ground and spin around the pole to ram her for the final time.
"I totally did the Crazy Spiderman on that bitch..."
"How are you alive..?"
by Green_Kentucky November 11, 2011
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