speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.

My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.

by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012

Speedy Gonzales

While the term Speedy Gonzales has roots in the Mexican community that may be of questionable benefit to them culturally, and is well-known north of the border as a mouse of extraordinary prowess in making Sylvester the cat look foolish, he was also the subject of a 1962 song by Pat Boone, where he is a playboy leaving his family in the lurch, and a rarer song by The Wurzels, where he is located in Somerset, UK, with the same problem, but "anglicized".

Speedy Gonzales as a British bad boy ends up having to get British groceries instead of Mexican ones, gets green stamps with his scrumpy (hard cider), etc. It is quite a giggle, as are most of The Wurzels songs.

by Geekausaurus September 15, 2013

TF Speedy

TF Speedy is a wellknown sniper on Xbox and very noticed on YouTube. He mostly plays CoD4,MW2, and MW3 and gets some nasty shots that most people can't get.

Hey did you see that killfeed TF Speedy just did it was crazy.

You can't be like TF Speedy he is waybetter then you.

by Chodebuster times 10 January 13, 2012

speedys toes

these toes are the greatest toes ever in mythological verses these are known as a delicousy to most cousins

speedys toes are so nice

by Kwias November 23, 2021

speedy editor

A fatherless nerdy sweat in fortnite that spends their day, inside their room, dominating public lobbies in fortnite by editing so f*cking fast while ramping on someone with fast edits with incredible infamous timing, while there is just a peaceful guy who knows nothing but boxing up in builds. One thing that all these sweats have in common is that they wear sh*tty ass superhero skins with the most retarded camouflage combos, and they will mostly appear in zone wars creative maps, and goddamn high rank lobbies.

1.“Dave, this speedy editor just got the dub on me with a shotty! AND HE IS WEARING A GODAMN SUPERHERO SKIN”
2.“THIS NERDY, SPEEDY EDITOR KEEPS EDITING ON ME, IN A PUBS LOBBY!”

by JohnnyMcGood June 27, 2023

speedy gonzales baby dobah

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speedy gonzales baby dobah means to be fast

by Bobby Honks February 6, 2023

Speediness

The quality of being very fast or rapid.

Here are some other words and phrases that can be used to describe speediness:

alacrity
briskness
dispatch
expedition
expeditiousness
fleetness
hastiness
hurriedness
hurry
hustle
nimbleness
quickness
rapidity
rapidness
rush
swiftness
velocity

Speediness is a word! - Celeste

by TheExactaMount November 1, 2023