brittney spears

the poorest excuse for a singer ever heard of.

brittney spears has a silicone vagina.

by assholesoup March 21, 2009

poon spear

A crude slang word for tampon: an item that women send their loved ones after regardless of how late, how early, or how embarrassing it may be for them to buy:)

"Man I had to go buy my wife some poon spears during rush hour."

by HeadiusMaximus August 9, 2006

Britney spears

the best singer who womanised me so hard i'm a transwoman :)

Person 1:i need to get somewhere but google says it will take 10 mins and i need to be there in 5!
Person 2 (the better one) : don't worry just listen to Britney spears and walk... you'll be there in 2 mins !!!

by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 25, 2022

Britney Spears

See Plastic, Barbie, And/or Satan

Britney Spears is 50% plastic, 80% computer generated, and 100% evil

by yo mamma March 12, 2004

Britney Spears

Used to be considered "one of the hottest women in the world," but is now known to be "someone's fat mom."

Man #1: Did you see that kid's fat mom? Ew.

Man #2: Dude, that was Britney Spears.

by Noshemalenocry November 5, 2006

Britney Spears

Someone whose next career move is to star on cakefarts.com

Britney Spears is so lame, the only way for her to succeed is to audition for cakefarts.com and fart on a cake

by Schongerberger October 20, 2008

Britney Spears

When you go into a downward spiral & start shaving your head bald and go into rehab.

omfg!!!! that dude just pulled a britney spears!!!! lol

by Wild since 1986 April 21, 2007