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Spaghetti Monster

Also know as God
What if I were to tell you there was a flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky?
by docv October 24, 2008
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Slaughtered Ravioli

A brand of ravioli that was created with a lot of drama,comedy and serious rejection by the heavy metal scene,in an epic Facebook event invite boycotting a club in Ann Arbor Mi,that event has now reached all four corners of the world now.
This brand of ravioli was used in place of fake blood by someone who thought that they had the greatest metal band around and boasted that they want to open up for Cradle Of Filth,not happening.An online pic of some very gross smut has also surfaced along with this event.

So every time you open up a can of ravioli,remember its not to used as fake blood its food for thought.

Can also be found on 4-Chan
I got an invite on facebook to boycott a club Ive never been too by some moron who goes by the name of Jon Slaughter,and I swear the guy looks like he bathed in feces and ravioli.I call that "Slaughtered Ravioli"
by peasenoff smells January 17, 2013
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Spaghetti eating fuck

When something/someone is so majestically fabulously fantabulous that there are no words to describe them so you accuse them of eating Spaghetti because spaghetti is equally fantabulous

~For Charolinat
That chick is a spaghetti eating fuck!! So amazing
by Ninjacorn December 20, 2013
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Mexican Spaghetti

Ramon noodles smothered in enchilada sauce.
Consuelo was surprised to find her wedding reception dinner was Mexican Spaghetti
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
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cable spaghetti

The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.
"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."
by Kelly November 18, 2004
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gold bond spaghetti

Sweat-saturated noodles of absorbent powder that collect beneath your balls.
It's so hot my gold bond spaghetti is melting.
by Dustin LaWynne May 28, 2009
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jeffy spaghetti

jesus christ in an alternate universe woooooooaaaahhhhh
by spaghetti jeff January 22, 2018
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