Hanky spanky

When you get into someone’s asshole and start to smack the walls of the large intestine. <3

Guy 1: yo dude get all up in there.
Guy 2: ok can I do some hanky spanky?

Guy 1: *moans*

by Luke hater July 11, 2021

Spanky Doodle

A large dirty man in a moo moo with smegma who uses public hot springs to bathe

Oh nasty! Looks like spanky doodle is back at the hot springs.

by SASLP September 24, 2022

Spanky

a naughty person who derserves a good spanking

Ben dover pulled out his dildo and gave here a spanky

by Fkherinthepussy69gg July 28, 2018

Spanky

Verbal or physical conduct that induces an impression of incongruity and eccentricity.

His spanky remarks during the meeting made everyone chuckle and feel a bit awkward, but they appreciated his quirky sense of humor.

by Magestia August 20, 2024

Spanky McAnklepants

Masturbator; someone caught with their pants around their ankles.

I came home early last night and caught Jim spanking the monkey on the couch.

Just call him Spanky McAnklepants.

by Fredo Boombacelli December 12, 2013

tom hanks spanky dank

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus

dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards

by voodles1 September 16, 2018

Spanky

Spanky is a word between sped and punk, it is used to describe a person that is a spanky

“Bro, michael is such a spanky”

by Charlie Heffernan March 8, 2021