Zebra sock

A black or darkly coloured sock that has been covered in semen, causing the sock to have a striped zebra pattern. Most commonly found in teenage boys bedrooms.

"Oi you noticed the weird smell in marties room the other day."

'Didn't you see him kick the zebra socks under the bed'

"Jesus christ those were zebra socks? he needs to get a girlfriend"

by Ascaredindividual October 27, 2019

Poop sock

An item used to hide poop from mommy (Typically stored under the bed). Don’t let her find it.

“Mom found my poop sock :(“

by Rikogordsberry February 5, 2019

Skeet sock

1. a sock used to catch male ejaculation.

" man, stop leaving your skeet sock's next to the computer!"

by Armuste July 31, 2009

Sock rule

If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it.

The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.

by No socks January 20, 2018

Rubber Band Sock Trick

When you tie a rubber band to your dick, and then attach the other end of the rubber band to your sock, so your dick is in a constant state of extension, overtime this will enlarge one’s cock.

“I used the old rubber band sock trick and now my dick is half an inch bigger!”

by brendanslammer March 31, 2019

Bastard Sock

When you are done washing and start folding your clothes, there is always one sock without a partner. This sock left behind is known as a bastard sock. Some households keep bastard sock piles/baskets, giving temporary shelter to socks that have become bastards until they can be reunited with another matching sock.

Goddamnit! I know I washed 3 pairs of socks, but now all I have is 2 pairs and one bastard sock.

by rmft November 1, 2009

Poop sock

A poop sock is a sock that is used for defecation. You must hide it from everyone, especially your mother, if she finds it you will be destroyed by space and time and will cease to exist.

Y'all gotta hide me my mom found my poop sock and she's looking for me. If she finds me i'm going to die

by ishidmypant March 20, 2019