shit sniff

(V) The act of snorting shit mixed with coke off a strippers ass. Preferably in Las Vegas.

Dude, I'm so wired from that shit sniff off that strippers dirty blue waffle ass.

by english cunt November 2, 2012

bland sniffa

One who sniffs a heinous amount of bland. (Bland as in ones own brand). Or one who enjoys blanding on other people.

1. Ronnie smiled delightfully as his bland blew across Shelisha's face and through her hair.
2. Ronnie: Shelisha, would you be inclined to sniffing my bland?
Shelisha: Of course, Ronnie!
Ronnie: (farts in her face)
3. Shelisha's bland sounded quite wet and produced a great amount of anal leakage on Ronnie's chest following their butt sex experimentation.

by Davey S. June 29, 2005

sniff

An expression used in the modern era of text messaging to signify a melodramatic sad feeling as succintly as possible.

(Upon the text message recipient not having called or texted recently) Where are you? Sniff :o(

by sk1984 January 12, 2007

Sniff check

The act of discretely inspecting a woman for foul vaginal odor before engaging in intercourse, preformed by hugging her, and slipping the finger in the pussy from behind, then pulling her close (as if to be romantic) placing her head on your shoulder, and the inserted finger to your nose while sniffing without her noticing.

Damn man I was about to pound this bitch out so I did the SNIFF CHECK and she was good to go.

Omg !! I was Messing with this cocola last night and did the sniff check it was putrid! I had to kick her out.

Yo i did the sniff check on this chick and almost threw up! she asked me what was wrong so I stuck my finger up her nose and she gagged!! I told her: this is you!!!!

by siscarface June 3, 2010

bell sniff

to place your nose close to a mans bell end (penis tip) and inhale the aroma

that girl last night was a right bell sniff

by randy randerson November 13, 2009

sniff a line

make a line of coke powder on a flat surface (preferrably on a mirror) and then inhale it using something tube-like (in most movies they show characters sniffin' lines with 100-dollar bills)

Every day some 5,000 neophytes sniff a line of coke for the first time.

by Sergey July 23, 2005

sniff uhhh

a large colored man wearing an assortment of colorful man panties

The stripper in the club was dancing on a randy pole and the audience relplied with a, "sniff uhhh."

by susan palvo May 10, 2006