shatter-bagged

When a male is kicked in the groin area.

During the fight, Shawn shatter-bagged the assailant, ending the hostility immediately.

by Shawner February 8, 2010

Snafter Party

A party/afterparty consisting of a much higher amount of "snatch (vagina)" Than "sausage (penis)".

Dude! There are like 20 bitches here, and only 6 dudes.... KILLER Snafter Party!

by Amew January 6, 2011

Scatter Wagon

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.

Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed

by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011

Shatterbate

(v) The Act of Masturbating while taking a shit

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"

by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014

Scatter Cushions

Ass cheeks.

"I wouldn't mind getting between her scatter cushions and knocking her back door down"

by ftnessp January 29, 2015

Smatter ye

Cross word between smack and batter

Stop it now or I'll smatter ye

by Catherine the bae October 29, 2017

shatter sock

The point in which your "cum sock" is so stiff it shatters when dropped

I donkey punched my girl in the back of the head with my shatter sock

by Nigg_lover September 5, 2019