by Smegman63 October 7, 2021
Get the Smegmug. The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.
by GregSmegCleggNo.1Fan November 29, 2024
Get the The Greg Smeg Clegg Bandmug. by Lolslater May 22, 2018
Get the Smegmug. a baby or a stupid person (sh-meg)
by shady dude March 21, 2022
Get the Smegmug. The act of shooting a fresh load of sperm onto a piping hot piece of shit that you currently have resting in a skillet on your stovetop. You then patiently scrape the penal cheese out of your foreskin (known as smegma) on top of the cum log and bake on medium for approximately 12 minutes or until the jizz turns a dark yellow. Set aside to cool down, this is obviously not for consumption, that would be disgusting. You then take the room temp smeg foo young and blend it into a fine liquid. Proceed to pour that liquid into a funnel that you have placed into your penis hole and enjoy!
Mike 1: Yo man, do you want to get Chinese food later? Im thinking some egg foo young?
Mike 2: That shit is gross. How about we get some smeg foo young instead and feed our boners?
Mike 2: That shit is gross. How about we get some smeg foo young instead and feed our boners?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
Get the Smeg Foo Youngmug. by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020
Get the Smeg launchermug. Derived from the word smegma, as although provides 1 purpose is a completely useless and otherwise smelly often disgusting thing that needs cleansing.
A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.
No job prospects
No friends
A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.
No job prospects
No friends
by Kronotex September 10, 2019
Get the Smegmug.