Smeg

A hand rolled cigarette

Hello brother, can I please have a couple inhales on your smeg

by Tyl3rmxkay April 25, 2019

Smeg-Willy

The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”

I just gave Sonny a sick smeg-Willy and he cried.

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 8, 2023

smeg

A British exclamation used as a mild expletive.

Could ya chill a smeg down, woman?!

by Comcoy April 14, 2020

smeg

cheesy willy

nice cock but i did not like the smeg

by smeg master September 24, 2020

Smeg

Derived from the word smegma, as although provides 1 purpose is a completely useless and otherwise smelly often disgusting thing that needs cleansing.

A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.

No job prospects
No friends

Mate, have you seen this smeg posted 40 photos of kid today and its only 11.54am

by Kronotex September 10, 2019

smeg

The liquid part of cum like when you forget to shake the ketchup bottle and you get that liquidy water part of the ketchup. The smeg is the liquidy substance.

"Ah stahppp your smeg is all over my face!"
Also #smeg

by cum destroyer May 2, 2014

Smeg

My sister lucy

You see my sister, she’s a smeg

by annonymoue June 1, 2022