by Biillaayy December 07, 2010
Guy: did you see him in the yard last night
Girl: who?
Guy: that guy who's been staring at you, he's a right smeg
Girl: who?
Guy: that guy who's been staring at you, he's a right smeg
by John Rook December 10, 2018
by Smegman63 October 07, 2021
you smeg
by chubby skinny July 02, 2019
Derived from the word smegma, as although provides 1 purpose is a completely useless and otherwise smelly often disgusting thing that needs cleansing.
A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.
No job prospects
No friends
A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.
No job prospects
No friends
by Kronotex September 10, 2019
Mate your apsolutly smeged
by Dhrnyucuebrneksje January 15, 2019
It ain't just a man thing, ya know! As well as collecting under a man's willy foreskin, smegma, otherwise known as 'smeg' is a gross, cheesy-like substance that collects between the folds of a woman labia (vaginal flaps) It is basically a collection of dead skin cells, oils and secretions, nothing sinister (though it looks it)
" Wash your flange, you dirty cow, or your smeg is gonna build up!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"
by Mrs Shufflewick March 04, 2021