“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”
by TigerWoods June 1, 2020
Get the Mexican Smoothiemug. The device used to transport a thick blended liquid into ones digestive system, particularly after a hot girl/boy/person walk ends
After indulging on the newest Lana Del Rey Album during a hot boy walk, durrskii guzzled a smoothie pipeline to quench his insatiable desire for blended beverages.
by Twerkteamcapt February 11, 2023
Get the smoothie pipelinemug. by Big Mary Mondays October 21, 2019
Get the bum smoothiemug. Brazilian Smoothie is a dating jargon that commonly refers to Brazilian men that are very smooth when comes to dating with women.
Brazilian men often being perceived to have natural abilities when comes to hook up with women. They started picking up women in their teenager years, and gradually they get very good in their 20s and 30s. While the Caucasians were studying to become scientists, doctors and lawyers.
Brazilian men often being perceived to have natural abilities when comes to hook up with women. They started picking up women in their teenager years, and gradually they get very good in their 20s and 30s. While the Caucasians were studying to become scientists, doctors and lawyers.
"Hey, you see that blond over there? She's hot. Go talk to her!"
"Naaaa, I don't think I can do it. I'm not a Brazilian Smoothie."
"Naaaa, I don't think I can do it. I'm not a Brazilian Smoothie."
by fukmefukyou March 9, 2014
Get the Brazilian Smoothiemug. I filled our lass with lube, crushed ice and went balls deep so hard and fast I named it the smoothie maker.
by Sexpert350 April 23, 2018
Get the smoothie makermug. The activity in which people free from sensual desire, especially in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex go out and get a smoothie together. This activity is in no way, shape, or form considered, "cheating" if one of the persons has a significant other.
Hockey Player: "Hey you want to go get a smoothie?"
Dancer Girl: "Yeah, but won't my boyfriend get mad that we're spending time together?"
Hockey Player: "No, we're just going to get a Platonic Smoothie, it's not like it's a date or anything!"
Dancer Girl: "Awesome! Let's Go!"
Dancer Girl: "Yeah, but won't my boyfriend get mad that we're spending time together?"
Hockey Player: "No, we're just going to get a Platonic Smoothie, it's not like it's a date or anything!"
Dancer Girl: "Awesome! Let's Go!"
by WickedBrat May 28, 2013
Get the Platonic Smoothiemug. by rae tard September 10, 2022
Get the drake smoothiemug.