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slutty pineapple

A sexual act entailing a naked woman doing a headstand. A man ejaculates on the womans chin and piles his pubes atop it in order to create what looks like the leaves of a pineapple.
That slutty pineapple I gave Holly last night was like a fucking piece of art, I got that shit so high.
by lilypadfingers June 27, 2009
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business slutty

It is a certain type of dress code in modern offices. People who adhere to such a dress code usually dress in business wear but it is either revealing, tight or otherwise borderline inappropriate. Note that this is not limited to women; men who decide to put on super-tight button-down shirts and pants can also be listed in this category.
"Mary is totally dressed business slutty; look at her hemline", said Mark who is wearing a super tight shirt that has buttons which seem to be a wrong move away from flying off.
by Plowenstein March 1, 2014
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Slutty Puddy

What you call someone with a huge gaping vagina that has been pounded so hard for so long that it resembles silly putty in that sense that you can shape it to be whatever you want.
Some douche: I pounded that bitch so hard last night I turned her vagina into slutty puddy.

Douchey friend: Bro that's fucking word, you gotta hook me up with that bitch.
Some douche: Totes!
*ended with a douchey bro fist*
by TetsuoRage October 8, 2011
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Slutty Oyster

Definitely the most slutty creature of the sea.
'Damn, that slutty oyster's shell is wide open!'
by WalkIntoMyFace October 14, 2012
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Slutty hoe

What your man whore friend calls you because you have a really nice tits, booty and Body, who can’t handle their hormones
Elliot "Did you see Paige today"
Luke "yeah what a slutty hoe"
Elliot "true bro she is a Slutty hoe but man I’d still smash that bitch"
by paigethefudge November 7, 2018
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slutty mcstuffins

A word to describe the sluttiest of all sluts. The exponential, factorial and absolute value of slut. The square root of "too slutty" if such a thing even existed.
"she's a slutty mcstuffins", "I wanna nail her buddy, slutty mcstuffins over there"
by Chi Town Nino Brown January 13, 2014
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Slutty eyes

When a female is down on her knees sucking your dick and she looks up at you with those slutty eyes.
Oh babe, you have slutty eyes.
by coowhipin August 9, 2017
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