The Slider Jerker

Opening a lewd image of a person, zooming onto their feet, jerking it while sliding an image towards their face, nutting when reaching their face.

THE LEWD WAS GEWD BECAUSE THERE WERE NO PIXELS
AND THE SLIDER JERKER WAS PERFECT FOR THAT

by avail- February 2, 2018

Slider up

A type of BASE jumping requiring little to no skill but high risk where participants climb up very high antennas (usually around 900’) and jump off taking a slider down delay. This aspect of BASE jumping is usually performed by people lacking basic knowledge and ability to not piss themselves when jumping slider down.

Cockstick: Hey you want to go BASE jump tonight?

Badass: yea man I know a sweet slider down B we can hit.

Cockstick: that sounds way to scary for me I was thinking slider up with a 3-4min canopy ride....

by Mackinaccountysucks July 6, 2018

Austrian Slider

The act of doing an extreme workout and masturbating using the sweat produced by said workout.

I heard that body builder over there uses his sweat to do the Austrian slider!

by Tigerct July 26, 2016

Tuna slider

When your doing a girl in the pussy you pull it out and slide it in her mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a tuna slider!

by Brian Jay November 1, 2016

triple slider

When you get anal fucked in the bathroom of three consecutive fast food restaurant chains. (McDonalds, Wendy's, Taco Bell, Burger King, etc.)

Man, Jerome gave me the best triple slider of my life last friday as an end of the week treat, good thing we ended at a taco bell, because not only was i hungry, but i didn't want to get diarrhea and shit all over him.

by 97 year old phakastinian January 2, 2014

pork slider

That greasy, sweaty douchebag at the gym. He shops at buckle, is the macho man on the stair stepper, and slides into your DMs.

You're a real pork slider, you know that?

by TheOGporkslider July 31, 2016

slider

An extremely large piece of pizza sold by the slice

yo dude, lets cruise over to Jacks Pizza and grab a slider

by Waynerton Lee February 23, 2008