Slapping

thrusting your pelvis in a forward motion slapping your wang-doodler against your belly button.

Person 1: Bro have you checked out the new slap magazine?
Person 2: Yeah dude Bill got Slapper of the Year.
Person 1: I heard he's been slapping since 88'.

by slappy slappington January 11, 2012

ass slapping

1. To be extremely cool
2. To enjoy to an extreme degree
3. The act of slapping someone ass

1. Wow, that shot was ass slapping Mark!
2. We had an ass slapping time at Gabes' party last night, you should have been there.
3. Jessica loves when I give her a couple ass slappings.

by Traggik Endings February 19, 2004

slapping bitches

According to the rules of certain popular video games, a requirement to advance to the next stage of the particular game.

"Dude, if I wanna get to the next level in this video game, I hafta start slapping bitches. I think I need to whack like four more."

by kevintheman1 July 9, 2007

slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 16, 2004

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

Slurping Schlong

Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.

Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!

Bob: Dude that's my sister!

by bilbyphilby December 28, 2011

table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere

Man after sex we where table slapping

by That512life February 9, 2015